yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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