i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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