Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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