If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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