Your mouth is God's brothel.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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