I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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