This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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