We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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