I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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