i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
These tits shall not be calmed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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