My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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