Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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