just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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