I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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