After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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