He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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