i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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