He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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