...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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