Non-Jews are for practice
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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