there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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