he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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