I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Randomize
