Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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