Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
