i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the gays at disneyland are vicious
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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