you guys were way drunker than both of me
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
