remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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