He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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