would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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