If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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