That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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