I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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