I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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