I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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