Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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