One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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