so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
my poor anus
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Congratulations! We have a period
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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