I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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