Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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