she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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