Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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