So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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