your parents love me but you hate me
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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