He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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