Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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