There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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