I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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