Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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