Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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