Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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