I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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