when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i would punch a child for taco bell
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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