It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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