At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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