I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just want to make out with him forever
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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